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Feel The Love - Get your Smoochie Valentines Chilli Offer for your HOT Crush!

Be my valentine.....or else?

Want to impress your loved one this year but can't think what to write? Well we're all about the love here at Bongo's! 

Let us take the strain out of your hands and send them our Chilli Valentine! Yes select our My Chilli Valentine offer in our shop and we will send you're loved one some HEAT!

In the box you get 

1 x Chillimanjaro

1 x Millimanjaro

1 x Firework Jerk 

PLUS

A hand written Valentine's message to your chosen crush (make sure you specify on the order who it's delivered to!)

Sample Valentine message (all messages will be individually tailored to your squeeze so email over the details you want with your order number)

Dear Poochie Cutiepie Sweet Cheeks...

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Chillis are Hot and so are YOU!

Despite you being hotter than Brad Pitt (Angelina Jolie if female obviously), I thought you might like these to make you even hotter! There's Firework Jerk to give you some sunshine superheat, Chillimanjaro for added bite and Millimanjaro for us both to cool off with afterwards!

Don't get confused though these are for eating not rubbing on each other as that could result in a trip to A&E!

I LOVE you buttercup be my Valentine...

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